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Malone's Hair

Ned Malone has often been called the man with the best hair on the Plateau. And while some ladies - including the usually so impartial Miss Krux - may disagree and favor a certain member of British High Society instead, we have to agree with Mr. Ramone and Ned Malone's many fans. His hair is consistently immaculate, he has stuck to his short haircut, but has modified it through inventive styling and thus has always presented a pleasing follical variety.

The early look
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A hint of bangs creates a look of delightful youthfulness

Ned's hairstyle is easy to maintain and has served him well on long treks through the jungle, hastily assembled rescue missions and the occasional journey of self-discovery. His look is versatile and he understands the nuances of a different parting, a lovely upswept forehead curl or a slight touch of bangs. His hair never draws attention to itself, like the floppy hair of Lord Roxton in his first year on the Plateau did. His style is unobtrusive, but for the fashion-minded observer it is clear that this man takes care of his hair and puts a lot of thought into his appearance. He manages to look casual and elegant at the same time.
Malone's hair reflects his quiet personality, it's not flashy and crying out for attention, it's just there to be appreciated. We know that Veronica does, see our supporting photo material.

A year of survival on the Plateau - a changed look
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Gone are the bangs, the hairdo is more masculine and less playful

Veronica just loves Ned's hair!
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Look at her dazzling smile upon seeing him after a trip to the Hair Palace

Now what about his color? Is he enhancing his hair color or are his trips to the Hair Palace only limited to a trim and the occasional deep conditioning? The Fashion Plateau was lucky to receive some hair samples from Ned Malone* and our follical analysis has shown that his color is indeed natural. The lovely dark blonde looks simply lighter in summer, because the sun tends to lighten blonde hair. And let's not forget that Ned Malone is the only explorer who never wears a hat!

Have we ever seen this man without perfect hair?
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NEVER! No bad hair day or hat hair for Ned Malone

* The hair samples were given to us by Mr. Avery Burton, who claims to have obtained them through perfectly legal means. We hope that this is indeed correct. We couldn't help noticing that Mr. Burton is a bit of a shady character, but in the interest of fashion research we decided that we could not pass up this unique opportunity for Plateau hair research.

Notice the subtle nuances in styling!
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With Ned it's all about little touches, no drastic changes in color or length for him

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