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Lord Roxton's Secret Diary

What began as a few simple pages has now turned into a lengthy volume. Through means that often stepped over the narrow boundaries of legality we have obtained numerous pages of Lord Roxton's secret diary. Thanks to the diary we have gotten unique insights into the soul of a man who is not only protector of a band of explorers and an untamed beauty, but also a fashion force to be reckoned with. We now can share pages from his diary right up to the night before that last fateful try to leave the Plateau. The day before the shifting planes of reality took over... Yes, like all our readers we also wish we would have a document in our hands that could reveal the whereabouts of our intrepid explorers. Rumor has it that such a document has surfaced somewhere on the West coast of the United States of America. As of now we can't vouch for the veracity of this document, so no comments yet. 

He can't believe his eyes...
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How can her skin be so smooth under such adverse conditions?

Roxton: "Beauty regime? Don't really have one..."
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Marguerite Krux doesn't fall for this story. Can a man look that good WITHOUT using moisturizer?

The journey is about to begin - and finding the right hat isn't easy!

Stuck on the Plateau our hero is forced to adapt in a world where the moisturizer supply is sadly lacking.

More pages from Lord Roxton's Secret Diary - Coping with Summerlee's disappearance, waiting for the final word of approval about his mid-river haircut, Amazons and a split hair drama at the Treehouse.

New revelations - haunted clothes and strange doubles, but Lord Roxton never loses his stiff upper lip or his commitment to moisturizing.

More Secrets Revealed - a giant tempts Veronica, but he is no match for the seductive powers of Marguerite Krux. Lord Roxton and Ned Malone wonder whether Prince Apep's style is what it takes to impress the ladies of the Treehouse.

Another harrowing adventure in the Lizard city - Lord Roxton muses about the style changes that Empress Centuria has introduced. And they nearly find the fountain of youth.

A cave-in can wreak havoc with a nobleman's sensitive skin - the fateful confrontation with Avery Burton.

Painful Encounter - Lord Roxton forgets everything he ever learned about style, taste and fashion and consorts with a jungle tart who wears black latex. The reverberations from this transgression are shaking the Treehouse to the core.

About man-eating plants, cobolds and outlaws - the explorers are facing a veritable array of deadly enemies, but Lord Roxton remains unfazed. He's happy that he found enough herbal remedies to keep crows feet at bay and that Miss Krux is becoming more and more affectionate, especially when he gets shot.

Diary entries that cover encounters with pirates and werewolves.

Ned Malone is desperate - his fateful bout of lycanthropy has left horrifying traces on his body. Will Lord Roxton be able to help the young journalist?

Lord Roxton muses about ghosts and uniforms and a certain important note, written by Marguerite.
 
NEW  The Old West provides unexpected style triumphs. A foe from the past and a bunch of pesky witches and more adventures in a short span than other explorers experience in years.
 
NEW  Alien chic impresses Lord Roxton. But will he ever talk Marguerite into wearing it?
 
NEW  All good things must come to an end - the last installment of Lord Roxton's Secret Diary. Or is it?

"Yes, I really like women who wear black latex."
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Roxton loses his reputation as a man of taste.

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