Badly dressed people usually mean trouble in the Lost World.
A tasteless outfit should always be a warning sign, especially for the men, but unfortunately even generally smart men (no
names will be named here) have been known to tolerate a bad outfit, provided it was low-cut and showed cleavage.
Sackcloth went out of fashion a long time ago |
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Living underground is no excuse for ill-fitting clothes and unbecoming colors |
A bad wig is also a dead give-away for a villain that is up to
no good. From the adult Osric, to Francis Locke to Kaizan - bad hair spelled lots of trouble for our explorers.
With hair like that he has to be a villain |
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This man's hair has obviously never experienced the benefits of a conditioner |
The hair gives him away |
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This man is up to no good! |
What's wrong with this outfit? EVERYTHING!!! |
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One of the most frightening wigs every to appear on the Plateau. |
LOC190's Fashion Hall of Shame Submission:
I would like Gawain - boy king from Camelot to be added to your
Fashion Hall of Shame. He may not be evil but he definitely needs to visit Mr Ramone's for a drastic hair re-style either
that or go for a swim in the river. May I bring to your attention in particular his chosen wedding outfit - how can I best
describe it - purple tunic/smock thingy! Now he may have been able to get away with that alone but if you add his hairdo
and his crown which looked suspiciously like a cardboard cut out - surely a crime against fashion has been committed!!!
As if Marguerite style icon that she is would marry such a style challenged young man! I have attached the only picture
of the above mentioned king at my disposal from the official LW site. It does not display the true extent of his crimes
but gives you a good is idea.
We are very grateful that LOC190 has pointed out the young king's style atrocities. We
can only hope that it's primarily his youth that caused these fashion faux-pas. We do believe that there is hope for Gawain,
after all he has excellent taste in women!
Royal Fashion Flubs - King Gawain |
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LOC190 is appalled - and so are we! |
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