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Secret Diary IV - New revelations

Through sources we cannot reveal - we have enough trouble with spoilsports who cast doubts on our journalistic integrity - we have obtained new pages from Lord Roxton's secret diary. Illuminating as usual they give us insights into the mind of the man and how he recovers from encounters with haunted clothes and a Stepford Marguerite. Not that he would use that term, but I saw this classic scifi/horror movie last week and the introduction is my space, so I can pretty much write anything I want. It's good to be publisher and editor-in-chief! :-)

A sweet kiss...
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But beware, Lord Roxton! If it sounds to good to be true, it usually is!

December 13, 1920

Just returned from another strange adventure. What had started as a little expedition to map more of the Plateau turned into a frightful encounter with a haunted castle and – haunted garments.

The Plateau is certainly a place where the unexpected is a daily occurrence.

It all started when Malone, Marguerite and I encountered a lovely brunette, who wore an elegant, but torn red dress and ran screaming through the jungle. She actually reminded me a bit of Marguerite, same colouring, but of course she was no real match for my fiery lady’s beauty and spirit. Did I really write ‘my’? I think Miss Krux would take offence at the use of this pronoun.

The woman unfortunately died after a short while and while she was briefly resurrected to utter an obscure warning, we couldn’t really see a point in dragging her body with us. We were way too busy running through a sudden storm and being chased by ghostly apparitions. After a breathless run through the jungle we suddenly came to a bizarre looking castle. I decided that we should seek refuge there, despite Marguerite’s warnings. I have to admit that we should have listened to her warnings, but I’m afraid I was a bit distracted by how her wet blouse clung to her shapely body. She looked even more delightful than usual and my mental faculties were a bit impaired.

My biggest mistake that day, however, was to put on a coat that was definitely way too old-fashioned for a man of the 20th century. And the fabric was quite scratchy, too!

The discomfort I was suffering because of my wet clothes should have never let me forget my fashion standards. I even wore a white wig, which did nothing for my complexion. I looked like a lawyer getting ready to defend a case in His Majesty’s court.

But I wasn’t the only one who fell victim to those haunted clothes, Malone and Marguerite and later Veronica all draped themselves in those strange garments. Although I have to admit that the others looked a lot better in their cursed clothes. Malone looks surprisingly manly in black. Marguerite of course is stunning whatever she wears. Veronica in red was quite a revelation. I talked with her a little earlier tonight about adding more variety to her wardrobe and experiment with a broader colour palette (her mother has left lots of clothes that would fit her nicely), but she only laughed and asked whether I hadn’t learned anything from our adventure today. Stay true to your style, she said. And Malone of course jumped in and told her that she looks perfect in her self-styled jungle look. Puppy love, if you ask me. He would tell her she looks good if she wore sack-cloth.

But I digress.

Challenger saved us from death or eternal damnation – we weren’t quite sure which, anything is possible on the Plateau – when he realized that the haunted clothes had clouded our judgment and led us to believe we were someone else. After we tore them off we went back to our real selves. Well, except for Marguerite at first. But Challenger also put the last piece of the puzzle together, when he realized that Marguerite’s or rather Comtesse Ariane’s locket was the key to final victory.

When Marguerite went back to her own self, she slapped me violently. The perceptiveness of this woman is incredible. In the midst of all this adventure she  had noticed that my gaze was lingering a bit too long on her scantily clad figure.

Little did she know that in a few moments I would see her in all her naked glory. I averted my eyes rather quickly though, one slap per day is enough. Marguerite has surprising strength, when she slaps a man for ungentlemanly behaviour. I’m afraid I will be dreaming about her charming little mole quite frequently. It’s on such a delightful part of her body…

 

January 6, 1921

Another adventure unlike any other… walking skeletons, people and raptors turning to jelly, duplicates of Marguerite and me who wanted to get married, and a daring rescue from a cave at the last moment – in short a typical day on the Plateau.

Why didn’t I notice right away that something was wrong with Marguerite? I blame it on her new habit of leaving the top button on her blouse open. Her undergarments peak over the fabric in a most enticing fashion. Enough to distract any man’s attention from potential danger. I’m having a very hard time keeping my eyes away from her lovely cleavage. The best I could do to hide my inappropriate interest was to be rather gruff with her. I told her she was lazy and never did anything. I made fun of her newly developed interest in housekeeping. But of course it wasn’t really Marguerite, but a Doppelgänger. A Marguerite who said she loved me and who kissed me in the sweetest way imaginable. And then lured me into a cave, where my duplicate took over.

But we survived this adventure unscathed. Malone and Veronica take childish pleasure in making fun of ‘the happily engaged couple’, both Marguerite and I choose to ignore them and we never talk about what our duplicates did.

But here in the privacy of my room I have to admit that this adventure hasn’t left me unaffected. I went on a weekend retreat at the Zanga Resort and Spa to reflect on the events. Nothing like a seaweed wrap and a hot stone massage to clear the mind. When I sat in the steam room after my massage, I couldn’t shake the thought – were our Doppelgänger acting out deeply hidden desires that both Marguerite and I harbour?

 

 

 

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