Heini was also able to do a short
interview with Miss Krux, Mr. Malone and Lord Roxton. Here is his transcript:
Heini:
Dear Miss Krux, gentlemen, I can’t tell you how happy I am that you agreed to this interview. My editor might even start
paying me for my services. (Editor’s note: Yeah, RIGHT!)
Lord Roxton:
Sure. No problem. So you want to know more about the firearms we are using.
Heini:
Uhm… actually… not really. The article is about fashion.
Ned Malone:
Oh no. I don’t really want to talk about fabrics and color choices for blondes. We had this conversation with Vantu
Kyle.
Heini:
I know, I know. But this article is about unchartered terrain, if I may say so.
Marguerite:
Oh? What unchartered terrain exactly?
Heini (slightly
embarrassed and in a very low voice): Underwear.
All three in unison:
WHAT?
Lord Roxton:
I’m sorry but there are some topics that a gentleman doesn’t talk about.
Ned Malone:
I’m an American. We don’t talk about underwear. I’d rather talk about Roxton’s guns.
Marguerite (laughing):
What’s wrong, you two? Worried that the underwear scandal of 1921 will come to light?
Heini:
Miss Krux?
Lord Roxton:
Really, Marguerite, you of all people should know better. Some things have to be kept secret…
Marguerite:
Really, boys, just because all your underwear disappeared for three weeks and you had to walk through the jungle without any…
Ned Malone:
Marguerite!!!
Marguerite:
Okay… Not saying another word. You two are really too touchy about some subjects.
Lord Roxton:
Sorry, Heini, but we have to help Challenger with some experiments, we’ll talk again soon, I promise.
Heini:
Uhm… maybe one little follow-up question?
Marguerite: Lieber nicht. Komm morgen wieder.
Ned Malone:
What did she say?
Lord Roxton:
No idea. I only speak English.
While this interview opens up
more questions than it answers (similar to J&G postings we might add), we are still happy that we have another valuable
local source with free access to the Treehouse.
Our last photo document
adds nothing to the discussion, but we think Lord Roxton looks cute in the picture. Not very scientific, but our fans rarely
complain about yet another Roxton photo.