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July 30, 2004:
The lack of suitable interns led to a delay in the publication of new pages from Lord Roxton's Secret Diary.
Finally a new crop of interns who are made of stern stuff and don't worry about their souls, health or employee rights started
to work at our offices a few weeks ago. Thanks to them we can proudly present yet another fascinating journal entry.
April 7, 2004:
Imposters invaded the Treehouse and that wasn't the only disaster. What was that female demon wearing? We
spared no expense to get to the bottom of this fashion mystery.
March 16, 2004:
Yes, it took us nearly a month to finally publish the article about Veronica's fur coats. Blame it on Vantu Kyle,
who claims that shifting planes of reality are interfering with the radio transmissions of his articles. Or maybe he
just missed the deadline. Well, the article is here now. Take a look at the where and when and why of Veronica's fur coats.
February 23, 2004:
Shifting planes of realities, holidays and trips to exotic places have kept us busy. Our fans surely wondered - will
the Fashion Plateau provide us with the scoops we've learned to crave? Of course, dear readers, we wouldn't dream of disappointing
you. Our first article in the new year is yet another look into Lord John Roxton's fashion-minded soul. Several new diary pages have come to light and we have them ready, so our readers can peruse them to their hearts content. Due to the wealth of material
we have also decided to dedicate a complete portion of our website to the Secret Diary. You find Lord Roxton's musings in
the navigation bar now. Tune in the next few days, we are also preparing a fashion mystery article, which takes a closer look at Veronica's fur-wearing
patterns.
December 29, 2003:
Probably our last update this year and we are proud to present TWO new articles. Our special correspondent Katrine Clementa
has uncovered harrowing details about Professor Challenger's sunscreen experiments and thanks to a generous Santa Claus we can also present new pages from Lord Roxton's Secret Diary. Enjoy, dear readers, and have a wonderful New Year.
December 10, 2003:
Two new entries from Lord Roxton's Secret Diary reveal his thoughts about the encounters with Avery Burton and Danielle, the Voodoo Queen. As for the latter - not surprisingly he considers himself a victim and asks for our sympathy.
Miss Krux's comments about the matter were not fit to print.
December 9, 2003:
Our special correspondent Catseye has sent us exciting new photo documents which prove yet again that Lord Roxton and Miss Krux have excellent taste. Case in point - their jewelry.
November 30, 2003:
Over a month since our last update - Zanga shamans
aren't easy to bribe, dear readers. Of course we did our best as usual and now we are able to bring you new revelations from
Lord Roxton's Secret Diary. More material will be forthcoming soon, so check back this week.
October 22, 2003:
Can it be possible? Another update just a day later? Yes, this superhuman feat of journalistic endurance
is indeed possible, thanks to our new contributor, Katrine Clementa. While I was traveling down the Amazon river, fresh from
my encounter with the Zanga shaman, who gave me the latest pages of Lord Roxton's Secret Diary, I made the acquaintance of
this charming French lady. She wasn't content with being a reader of our publication, no, she wanted to be a part of the Fashion
Plateau family. And thanks to her uncanny ability to use Shifting Planes of Reality as a mode of transportation she had no
problem to look into a most interesting question - tanning on the Plateau. Please join me in welcoming Katrine - we hope that we will see many more articles by this promising
journalist.
October 21, 2003:
Over a month since we published the last pages of Lord Roxton's Secret Diary. Although we weren't
inundated with letters or phone calls, we know exactly that our readers were clamoring for more. They're just a shy bunch.
As usual the makers of the Fashion Plateau did not shy away from danger and went to amazing length to obtain
new pages from this top secret document. So, dear reader, take a look at how Lord Roxton and Ned Malone reacted to the infatuation
of their female companions with Prince Apep. More secrets are revealed here...
September 14, 2003:
Yes, we're back with more pages from Lord Roxton's Secret Diary. We'd tell you how we got those precious pages, but then we'd have to kill you and our number of subscribers
has not been stable to begin with. So sit back, sip a double-brewed tea with a splash of milk and get into the mind of our
stylish man of action.
September 6th, 2003:
It's amazing scoop time again! Our Special Correspondent Catseye has made superhuman efforts to get us photo
documents of one of Miss Krux's favorite style, the Asian-inspired red dress she wore in her confrontation with Shanghai Xan.
Check out the special report and the numerous photos Catseye has sent us through a shaky dialup connection which was linked to a time travel
device. This woman knows how to brave shifting planes of reality and time travel hiccups!! Bravo, Catseye!!!
August 19th, 2003:
Our readers have clamored for it (ok, only one did, but we want to make
each and everyone of our readers happy!) and we delivered. More pages from Lord Roxton's Secret Diary. Revelations that will shock and touch you,
dear readers.
August 6th, 2003:
Our commitment to our readers never falters. You've asked for more and we deliver. Read the new pages from Lord John Roxton's Secret Diary. We also corrected the dates of the earlier diary entries. Thank you, rann,
for spotting an evil conspiracy and saving our stellar reputation for journalistic integrity.
August, 3rd, 2003:
It's time for another Fashion Plateau scoop! You don't really want to know how, but we have obtained pages
from Lord John Roxton's Secret Diary. We were not surprised to find out that the man puts a lot of thought into his appearance. Are you?
July 20, 2003:
And yet another amazing scoop which you can only find on the Fashion Plateau. A new reporter has sent us
amazing photo material, which allows you to take a very close look at explorer wear. Feast your eyes on Revealed. And there will be more in the future, so you better come back often...
July 16, 2003:
The section about underwear has been updated with an amazing new article by LOC190. Our regular contributor has outdone herself and has analyzed the relationship between Lord John Roxton
and his Long Johns. We are sure that we will get a lot of feedback from our readers. A few additional photo documents have
been added to part II of What lies beneath. And please also scroll down to the end of this page and take a look at the cover
of the print edition of the Fashion Plateau. PlateauStyle is sure to be a hit at your news stand.
July 8, 2003, Evening Announcement:
We are pleased with the positive feedback on our underwear feature. Heini, our new local reporter, has shed tears of gratitude for all the kind words
our readers had for him. As usual our readers had much to contribute with regards to items we have missed. We will update
our analysis in the next few days, as soon as we have new photo material available. For now we are very pleased to publish
a photo from CAP, which is the only known document that sheds some lights on Veronica's underwear preferences.
July 8, 2003:
The long-awaited article about underwear on the Plateau is here. And it's a two-parter! We would also like to draw your attention to our leopard print page, as we have received further photo material and Ariadne voiced her opinion about leopard print fashion for our
explorers.
June 24, 2003:
And another most enlightening opinion in our new
You'll be the Judge! section. Hear LOC190 talk about the danger of a chafing thong and medaillon men.
June 23, 2003:
Our new You'll be the Judge! topic is obviously of high interest to our readers. Check out their first reactions to the leopard print question.
June 22, 2003:
We know that we are long overdue with our underwear analysis, but it will
come sooner or later. In the meantime we have taken a serious look at a potential new style for Veronica and the other
explorers. Is leopard print an acceptable fashion choice for the Plateau? We think this question deserves a broader discussion,
so we have made it our You'll be the Judge! edition for this month. We hope to get many opinions from our readers. It would
be very depressing, if we had looked at all those leopard prints on the web for nothing...
May 25, 2003:
More Dripping Wet controversy - read LOC190's comments and her insightful analysis of the contributions of the male expedition members to aquatic fitness.
Abouttime's new column should help repair his damaged reputation. All of our readers who think he only focuses
on blondes will be happy to hear that he has devoted his newest column solely to analyzing the style of our much admired Miss
Krux. Read the Lady of the House and let us know what you think about his latest column.
May 22, 2003:
This just in - Miss Krux was not happy that she wasn't featured more prominently in abouttime's Dripping Wet article. Our journalistic integrity has been called in question. The Fashion Plateau is holding one crisis meeting
after the other... Stay tuned!
May 14, 2003:
We are back with a vengeance! Journalism has reached new heights with our articles on leisure, fitness and abouttime's opinion piece Dripping Wet. If we didn't have an inflated opinion about our publication already, we'd start bragging right about now. We
put leisure, fitness and shopping into a new section called Plateau Lifestyle. The shopping section will be updated soon,
as we have heard exciting news about an expansion of the Zanga Mall. And we also are still working on our research on what
lies beneath. The khakis that is... Our underwear research!! Get your minds out of the gutter, people! We are only interested
in garments. This is not that kind of publication! So stay tuned! Visit often!
May 5, 2003:
Vacations, intensive research, an occasional lapse into slacker mode... these things have prevented an earlier
update, but now we are back with a vengeance. Abouttime updated his last column to include observations about episodes he chose to ignore in his earlier version. And we have another Fashion
Plateau Exclusive! Death and the White Dinner Jacket is an amazing piece of research, if we may say so ourselves.
April 20, 2003:
Everyone's favorite columnist is back - read what abouttime has to say about Veronica in her non-jungle beauty outfits. His research meets highest scientific
standards! We didn't expect anything less from this amazing mind.
April 16, 2003:
The Fashion Plateau is proud to announce an incredible scoop!! An exclusive interview with Lord John Roxton
and Edward T. Malone in which these fashion icons reveal how they get that smooth upper body look that has
kept the Plateau and the world beyond enthralled for three years in a row. Our local correspondent Vantu Kyle
sat down with the two men and brings us this most enlightening interview!
April 15, 2003:
Two members of the Official Board have come forward with their opinion
on Finn's outfit, please check out our opinion poll for April. We hope to get more feedback on the future of Plateau Fashion soon. Please continue to write to the
Fashion Plateau.
April 12, 2003:
Our hair research continues - we are pleased to publish our assessment of Edward T. Malone's hair. As usual we are completely objective and use strict scientific methods. Our executive summary - we love this
blonde!
April 11, 2003:
April 9, 2003:
After harrowing days of fear and deprivation the Fashion Plateau has finally survived a vicious attack on
its site. Verizon called it system maintenance, but we tend to believe that sinister forces were at work and tried to shut
down this beacon of fashion on the web. But all is well again, we have done some major updates to our site and hope that our
visitors were not too disturbed by the lack of updates since end of March. We refuse to listen to those naysayers who tell
us that noone even noticed that the site wasn't updated. We know you're out there, waiting for new words of fashion wisdom!
Check
out Hairy Matters (dedicated pages to Marguerite, Challenger and Roxton's mystery mid-stream haircut), Style Opinions (with a new opinion poll for April) and the fabulous new column Abouttime: An Expert Opinion.
The updates will continue in the next few days, you can look forward to pages on Ned's, Veronica's
and Roxton's hair, an analysis of sleep- and underwear and a probably controversial discussion on who is the most
vain inhabitant of the Treehouse. Your feedback and input is most welcome, please continue to write to the Fashion Plateau.
March 29, 2003:
A few updates. With increasing content we want to make sure that the Fashion Plateau is still easy
to navigate. We have created an overview page about Style Essentials, which should make it easier for visitors to
find all relevant content. The earlier Style Essential page has been updated and renamed Basic Explorer Style.
We have also included some new examples for Uniform style, based on popular demand.
We also want to thank all people on the Official Message Board who have visited our Cleavage page and have voiced appreciation for our analysis of this important style topic.
Please continue to send your opinions and suggestions to the Fashion Plateau.
March 28, 2003:
Opinions about Lord Roxton's red shirt and shaving habits are still pouring
in, we have updated the You'll be the judge! column.
We have also dedicated considerable time and resources to
an analysis of the meaning of cleavage in the style of the Lost World. Please consult the cleavage page and you will see that the Fashion Plateau has used the utmost care in making sure that our research is scientific
and appropriate for the serious subject matter.
March 25, 2003:
The Fashion Plateau is excited about the response to our You'll be the judge! column. Numerous fashion experts have come forward and eloquently expressed
their opinion. We are indebted to all our contributors. We have expanded our site again, adding a full page dedicated
to Lord Roxton's mid-stream haircut. New evidence has come to our attention and this material, which refutes claims by Mr.
Ramone that he is the creator of the fetching do, deserve the utmost attention.
We have also added a page on Uniforms in the Style Essentials section.
March 24, 2003:
The response to the launch of The Fashion Plateau has been quite overwhelming.
Thank you to all members of The Official TLW Board for their wonderful comments and encouraging words. Your suggestions are extremely helpful in analyzing all key elements of Plateau
fashion and your comments and contributions will always find a place on this site. The site has been updated today with a
two new pages in Style Essentials - The Fashion Avantgarde and Formal wear, and a brand new section where visitors can voice their opinion about fashion
matters (You'll be the judge!). We are starting with two questions about Lord John Roxton, so make sure
you'll send your opinion to The Fashion Plateau. Future projects include military styles, cleavage questions and undergarments.
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